Who's the Boss Here, Anyway?

Tonight, we once again found ourselves at Home Depot. Daddy Bunny went there first, and I brought the Bunny with me about an hour later.

On our way to Home Depot, an idiot woman driver ran me and two other cars off the road because she can't talk and drive at the same time. At one point, I thought Bunny and I were goners. We made it through without a scratch, but I was shaking when we made it to Home Depot. Little Bunny was oblivious.

Once we got in, we found Daddy Bunny just fine. Bunny ran up to her Daddy, and they kissed and hugged. I butted in, because I needed some consolation of my own. Daddy Bunny realized I was a wreck, and as he hugged me, asked what was wrong.

MOMMY BUNNY: OhMyGOD! Youwillnotbelievewhatjust-
TOTALidiot! Ranthreecarsoffthe-

DADDY BUNNY: It's okay. You're okay.

MOMMY BUNNY: thoughtweweregonnadie- Sheswerved-
Isawthecars- Knewshewasgonna-

BUNNY: Hey, Daddy. I wanna show you something.

MOMMY BUNNY: Can'tbelieveshe- Three cars! CELLPHONE!
Stupid JERK!

I then collapsed in Daddy Bunny's arms. Bunny saw her moment, and took it.

BUNNY: Daddy! I wanna show you something!

DADDY BUNNY: Not now, sweetheart. It's going to have to wait. After Mommy feels better.

BUNNY: Man, you're bossy.

It was just what we needed to break the tension. Thanks, Bunny.

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