Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Don’t Make Me Come Over There and Show You How It’s Done

Bunny is a girl who knows what she wants. And when it comes to drinks, she prefers chocolate milk. Warm chocolate milk.

When she was about two, Bunny went out to lunch with Papa (her grandpa). When the waitress asked Bunny what she wanted to drink, Bunny didn’t hesitate:

BUNNY: Chocolate milk warm.
WAITRESS: Huh?
PAPA: She wants chocolate milk, warmed. Not too hot, not too cold.
WAITRESS: Oh. I don’t think we can do that.
BUNNY: Put it in the microwave. Push the button.

The waitress was speechless.

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